Enrolment
The University of Life
Every City
Every town
Everywhere
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The Principle |
The University of Life is the largest University in the world, founded before Neolithic times, it has been running successfully now for many, many years. Our philosophy has always been to let the Students learn for themselves, and while this often causes problems, we find that the lessons are learned in the end.
Enrolment to the University is free, and you begin with a Birth Certificate which you may have to pay another, totally independent body, a small fee for (we usually find that parents pay this fee, due to your very young age). Styles may vary, but usually, the information required is the same, Mums name, Dad's name (if known), weight, religion etc.
Upon leaving the University (normally through death) another certificate is needed, this time, your relatives will have to cough up the necessary fees for this piece of paper, due to the fact that you, are not actually there, the only important information on here is the date. Interesting information like manner of death is not required.
We have been asked many times about text books on life, and obtaining them, we have to point out yet again, that the books of the University of life are ones that have to be written by yourselves, we will happily take credit for all you have learned while at our prestigious University, but we do fully expect 'you' to do all of the work yourselves.
Courses run at the University of Life
Work and how to avoid it
Getting others to do things for you
Becoming the best without really trying
Filling in lottery tickets
Avoiding responsibility
Cheating and getting away with it
Living off the land
Browbeating subordinates
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Cardboard box house making
Reading
Writing
Rithmatic
Breaking things that work by taking them apart
Advanced Driving ability without lessons
Encyclopaedic knowledge of Trivia
Taking credit for others work
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More Views of the University of Life
The Front of the University
reflecting beautifully
in the pond |
Watches are not necessary with
a clock this big to look at
and it sometimes tells
the correct time! |
The Water-skiing lake
with Dobbin helping
to keep the
grass short |
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