Sports
Here at the University of life, we feel that sport is important, but think that it should not get in the way of our drinking, therefore we have combined the two and competitors can have their alcohol while actually competing, basically the best of all worlds.
The University of Life has everything that the sports minded Student could ever need, we have skiing, swimming, soccer, football, Lacrosse, Lacalm, Rugby, Cricket (boring), hockey, water skiing, motor cross, in fact we have access to every sport ever played.
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Probably the most popular sport we have, along with beach volleyball, is tennis. Played in the heat of the summer, the female players wear skimpy little outfits, and rush around the court getting sweaty and playing their little hearts out.
During Championship matches you will find that we are able to place more cameras than are ever allowed at Wimbledon, and the thrill of seeing the matches live is an unparalleled experience.
The shirt-swapping after matches is a lovely little tradition we have started, relished by all, and the kissing by the players shows how much they have bonded whilst on the courts, though of course the kissing does not always stop there, tales of the goings on in the locker rooms afterwards are legendary.
Videos of which are always available by mail order from the University of Life.
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