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Eating OutTake aways give you the chance to eat your food in the great outdoors, Al fresco as it were, it is one of life's simple pleasures. There are always clean and reasonably priced food vendors on the streets, who are only too willing to sell you their wares. Many will let you sample food before purchasing in order to check the quality of their food.

The food can be checked for quality by the amount of grease used in the cooking process (though this is not always true of ice cream) the more grease the better, none of this healthy eating fad which is trying to take over. The grease should not have been changed for a period of up to four weeks for the full flavour of the food to shine through.

Chips from the market are the obvious choice, and with a soggy edition of yesterdays paper wrapping them (at least the good old chippies keep up this tradition) you can happily munch into a limp, white, dripping with grease, ex potato, cut lovingly into multi sized pieces, with the brown crunchy bits (which may once have been potato) slipping just out of reach in the bottom of the wrapper.

SignLate nights after a skinful in the pub is the best time to visit an outside food seller, as you will have no hesitation at all in buying and eating whatever they have on sale, whether it still be edible or not. That is the good thing about fast food late at night, you don't have to cook upon your return from the pub, you will have already have eaten your fill on the way home.

Food at this time of night also has a large aphrodisiac quality, this can be tested by offering some of your food to passing members of the opposite sex, and throwing them some pieces when your kind offers are rejected, this lovely, mating ritual has been going on for years in towns and cities around the world.

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